The Cuckoo’s Nest
It has been a pretty busy week for the inmates at the asylum. Donnie went off on a tirade about the 2020 election. Remember that? The one he lost. He wants it completely wiped out of existence. I’m not quite sure what he would plan on doing if that were to happen. Would he time travel back to 2020 and take the reins of his kingdom? What would happen to the time from then to now? Would all babies born in that time frame cease to exist? Would all the food produced and all the oil pumped simply vanish? Would that mean that anyone who ate food or drove an ICE powered vehicle (Internal Combustion Engine, not the Gestapo entity) would have all the results from that time erased? I can only imagine the famine the world would endure.
Oh, and he wants Hillary and Joe sent to prison for life. It seems that they did not bow low enough or maybe I should say genuflect fast enough. Whatever, they are absolute traitors for not sucking up to his insanity.
And, let’s not forget that there is a war going on. Not in Iran, though. According to donnie that little exercise in ego enhancing preening has been settled in the most fantastic fashion ever utilized in the entire history of man. The war is against America. He absolutely cannot stand the fact that there are one or two people in the (formerly) United States who do not worship him.
There is a side problem for him, though. It seems as though ‘pentagon pete’ hasn’t received notice that the ‘war’ has been won and keeps on acting like he is in charge of some sort of personal crusade against the enemy. Enemy, of course, is anyone who shows a picture of him as he actually is, not as he imagines himself.
Of course the title of ‘Marvelous Mental Midget’ isn’t reserved for donnie alone. There are 50+ senators and 215, give or take, members of the House of not-Representatives who share the mantle of incompetence and incomprehensibility shown by the non-leaders in the White House.
In typical fashion, donnie managed to insult Camilla on the royal visit to the U.S.
He attempted to use his childish handshake with King Chuck but that didn’t work. Chuck out-maneuvered him. The most surprising thing about the visit is that donnie didn’t have McDonalds cater the dinner!
I have a suggestion for all the MAGATs out there. Instead of wearing out the knees of your knickerbockers, why not spend a little time dreaming up new conspiracy theories? There are so many to be created. For example:
Joe Biden was responsible for the Bubonic Plague, AKA Black Death, in the 1300’s. After all we know he (Joe) is that old.
Hillary is, in reality, typhoid Mary. She is reincarnated, of course, which accounts for the fact that Mary was born in Ireland in the 1860’s.
In a nod to that bastion of health and intelligence, rfk jr., we could say that Bill Clinton taught Genghis Kahn the tactics which were used in the creation of his empire in the 1200’s. That makes Bill much older than Hillary but that’s OK. We’re not living in a world of reality, remember?
The point of all this is that the insanity in Washington, D.C. is completely out of hand. Ther is not one person who can intelligently justify supporting the dangerous mad-house which has been created by grossly over-inflated egos and outright mental degradation.
Enough Insanity: Vote blue